Friday, December 12, 2008

10 New Year Resolutions for 2009

Got this email from a friend and though the pictures are old, I still find it funny and sharing this to all.


1) I will park properly.


2) I will drive more carefully



3) I will stop buying useless stuff

4) I will start drinking less

5) I will no longer park the BMW next to fire hydrants

6) I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

7) I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".

8) I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

9) I will always "check for paper" when leaving the restroom.

10) Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.


Bonus...

11) And next year, I will try not to FAIL.